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1 week ago

Cub Reporter and Mayor of Uranus, Louie Keen was on Ozarks Fox AM this morning with Jeremy Rabe.
What a Hoot!
Watch the show to find out how to win an Explore Uranus package
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The Mayor was on Ozarks Fox AM this morning with Jeremy Rabe. What a Hoot! Watch the show to find out how to win an Explore Uranus package www.UranusMissouri.com/fun ... See MoreSee Less

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SO did he go off stage because it was to hot or get sick (LOL).

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2 weeks ago

BREAKING: In a shocking turn of events, new evidence has been uncovered in the story of Little Willy missing in Uranus. The Uranus Examiner was anonymously provided a photo that appears to be our Little Willy entering the Uranus Dental and Proctology Clinic, prompting this editor to go undercover at the clinic. Even more shocking was the video we were able to get while inside the clinic. Click the link below to see this very special breaking news report.
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New Evidence in Missing Little Willy Case Discovered | Uranus Missouri

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In a shocking turn of events, new evidence has been uncovered in the story of Little Willy missing in Uranus. The Uranus Examiner was anonymously provided a photo that appears to be our Little Willy entering the Uranus Dental and Proctology Clinic, prompting this editor to go undercover at the clini...

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Just approved the label for our newest product! Water straight from Uranus! Exploring Uranus is hard work! #FudgeYeah

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4 weeks ago

A brand new set of extraterrestrials landed in Uranus last week to a very lukewarm reception, according to reports from eyewitnesses. Click the link below to read the latest report from the Uranus Examiner's Jr. Cub Reporter Allie Jones, which includes interviews from witnesses.

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Alien Encounter Described As ‘Kind of Awkward, Actually’

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A new set of extraterrestrials landed in Uranus last week to a lukewarm reception, according to reports from eyewitnesses.

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1 month ago

Uranus Fudge Factory and General Store
Join the Uranus Space Force and save the world from Klingons! On this Earth Day, Uranus is keeping the fight alive to keep Uranus and Earth free from Klingons. You can do your part to keep Uranus clean by joining the Uranus Space Force. https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/uranus-apparel/uranus-space-force-t-shirt/ ... See MoreSee Less

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