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Little Willie in Uranus Update!!👽👽 This is the only image we were able to salvage from the destroyed security cameras in the Uranus Proctology and Dental Clinic on the date our little Willie disappeared in Uranus. While it definitely raises more suspicion that the Evil Dr.Keen is somehow involved, his twin brother, the Mayor of Uranus said “this looks like a set up of my twin brother. I am betting my opposition in the Uranus Mayor's race is trying to set him up to make me look bad.” While not naming names, the Mayor did pull out his copy of the Sexy Men In Uranus Calendar and point to November Playmate, Casey Chapman, who is also running for Mayor Jr. Cub Reporter Allie Jones will have more on this story as it develops To see more info on the November Playmate, Casey Chapman, click the link https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/2019-uranus-calendar/2019-sexy-men-in-uranus-calendar/
From the Mayor and all the staff in Uranus, we wish you a happy and blessed Easter!
Uranus Fudge Factory and General Store
The Uranus Examiner has been probing deeply into Uranus trying to discover what happened to little Willy in Uranus. An anonymous source has stepped forward with new information and we're continuing investigate Uranus as thoroughly as possible. Click the link to watch the latest in this ongoing story. https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/uranus-news/what-happened-to-little-willy-in-uranus-a-uranus-examiner-special-report/
Uranus Fudge Factory and General Store
Twelve days, and still no sign of Little Willy. Grief-stricken citizens redouble their search efforts, hoping once more to know the comfort of having our Little Willy in Uranus, while an anonymous source has stepped forward with information about what happened to little Willy in Uranus... Click the link to watch the video. https://wp.me/p3Tz0g-f8