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Uranus' own Tiffany Baker has had a tragic year. It's been really rough for her and her family. In the early hours of Tuesday, July 16 (yesterday), another tragedy happened in her life. She and her grandpa escaped a house fire and lost everything. Mayor Louie is asking if friends of Uranus will help us help her and her grandpa. The full story of what happened Tuesday and all the other things that have happened in the last year can be read on the GoFundMe page, but Louie tells some of it here. The Mayor would like to request that Uranus fans help and share so that we can help Tiffany and her grandpa recover from the latest tragedy. For those of you who don't know Tiffany, she was Fudgepacker of the Quarter in the latest Uranus Examiner. She started out at Uranus as a salesperson for the Examiner, moved to promotions and social media at Chicken Bones, and is currently working in the marketing department as a social media manager. Despite everything that has happened, her attitude and disposition has been so positive and her strength has been an inspiration to everyone. Here is the link to the GoFundMe created by Natalie Sanders, Director of Marketing at Uranus: https://www.gofundme.com/tiffany-and-buck-recovering-from-the-fire
BREAKING: LITTLE WILLY RETURNS TO URANUS!
Citizens of Uranus are breathing a sigh of relief today as news of Little Willy's return to Uranus spreads. Little Willy went missing in Uranus in April under mysterious circumstances and the Uranus Examiner's own intrepid reporter, Jr. Cub Reporter Allie Jones brings us the full story in this video. Click the link to find out what actually happened to Willy, who is now calling himself One Eyed Willy.
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Citizens of Uranus are breathing a sigh of relief today as news of Little Willy's return to Uranus spreads. Little Willy went missing in Uranus in April under mysterious circumstances. Uranus
Wow! Great news! I am so glad Little Willy was found and now he is safe in Uranus!
Babs Boulos Shannon Doyle Cruson oh I was so worried! 😂
Glad to hear Willy is back in Uranus where he belongs but he should tell us the next time he slips out so we won’t worry so much.
Glad to hear that Willy is back safely in Uranus.
Awesome news!!!!! I think I need a brick in Uranus
James do you know about Willy in Uranus, (St. Robert)? I thought you might want a clue. We need to go to Chicken Bones too because I have a Uranus present I made.
I’ll wager Willy slips in and out of Uranus whenever he likes.
Tim Lauder
No one wants Willy in Uranus
Uranus Fudge Factory and General Store
Happy Birthday America - from Uranus!
Wishing all of you a safe and Happy Independence Day from Uranus! ❤️🇺🇸💙
Louie.. when they made you, they broke the mold, brother..😎👊
I would love to see fireworks going off in Uranus someday.
Were there fireworks from Uranus today?
Intrepid Jr. Cub Reporter for the Uranus Examiner, Allie Jones has not given up on the search for Little Willy missing in Uranus. Jones has been diligently investigating the case since Little Willy disappeared in Uranus in April. The citizens of Uranus are desperate for answers and many suspicions have been thrown at the Evil Dr. Keen. In this special report, Jones managed to corner Keen in his office to ask him some hard-hitting questions, for which he had an unusual explanation. Watch the video at the link below to find out what Keen had to say about his alleged role in the disappearance of Little Willy in Uranus.
www.uranusmissouri.com/evildrspeaks/
Little Willy Missing In Uranus: Evil Dr. speaks!
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In this special report for the Uranus Examiner, Allie Jones corners the Evil Dr. Keen in his office for some explanations about Little Willy missing in Uranus. His answers were very surprising.
I have a feeling Little Willy is still somewhere in Uranus but you may have to dig deeper to find him. It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it.
Y’all having too much fun! Can’t wait to get down there in October to score more fudge
Larry Tyrer
