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Uranus Gives Back ❤️🥰 Today, The Mayor and Tiffany presented four local groups with a donation from Uranus. A portion of the sales from our “Sexy Men In Uranus” calendar went to: 1. Loving Paws Adoption Center (Pulaski County Humane Society) - presented to Kristine Stone 2. Kitten Division Adoption Center & Puppy Division - presented to Erica 3. Route 66 Neon Park - presented to Beth Wiles and Randy Becht 4. Hoodie’s House of Hope - presented to Mr. Hood Thank you for everything you do in our community! ❤️❤️❤️ ... See MoreSee Less

 

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Thank you for your support and your contribution! We appreciate your commitment to our community and helping make Pulaski County a better place for our companion animals.

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It’s National Love Your Pet Day 🐾😻❤️ Johnson, gets a lot of lovin’ in Uranus! Show us a picture of your pet! www.UranusMissouri.com ... See MoreSee Less

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Two New Rocks In Uranus! Rock Island M1911 A1-FS $499.99 Rock Island M1911 A1-FS Tactical Package $549.99 Both in .45 Caliber We're getting in new stock every day, come see the great firearms we have available. #FortUranus #Route66 #Missouri ... See MoreSee Less

3 days ago

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Deputy Mayor Brian Garbinski is working on getting his and Tiffany Baker’s new Bridal Boutique and Deodorant store open in Uranus before the wedding season and possible spring heat waves arrive.

“Your only get a married a few times in your life” said co-owner Tiffany Baker “ but many people who sweat a lot use deodorant all the time because they need something to cover up their smelly sweat”

Baker’s partner, Deputy Mayor Brian Garbinski added “ we want to make money from all kinds of people, like people who get married and also people who sweat a lot and smell bad so they will never get married, we got everyone covered”

They haven’t announced an opening day yet
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Wait a wedding dress boutique? So I can find my dress in Uranus and hopefully get married there too??

Putting a ring around the finger in Uranus.

Don't need anything stinky comin out of Uranus!

Special Uranus scented deodorant! I love the idea!

Can you have a divorce boutique?

I am going to need some of that super sweat smell killer before that the fake spring heat hits. And some fudge from Uranus too. I better get my shopping list together for my son, Mayor Louie. Mom will send money soon, son.

Do you all have a chapel and preacher? Lmao “ Got Married in Uranus”!

Deodorant store 🤣🤣🤣

Making Uranus smell good year round!

Right On

Looks quite an erection in Uranus

Abbey Ranson

Jason!!!

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